As if Men have enough to worry about - well start studying boys

I could not resist stealing this off of my friend Michelle's blog.

9 WORDS WOMEN USE:
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping
around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm
and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying S***W YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

*Show this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
*Show this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.


Hey, Nobody said Marriage was easy ! This may just be why Jamie claims if I ever died he wouldn't remarry. Here all along I was taking that as a twisted compliment.